If This Isn't Heaven, I Don't Know What Is

Biblical Reasons Why We Should
And Practical Suggestions on How We Can

Create Heaven on Earth

Are You a Christian?

If the Apostles and other great saints were to follow you around for a week, what would they think of the decisions you make, the candidates you vote for, and the people and actions you tolerate?

Matthew 7:21 "Not everyone who says to me, 'Lord, Lord,' will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father in heaven.
22 On that day many will say to me, 'Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and cast out demons in your name, and do many deeds of power in your name?'
23 Then I will declare to them, 'I never knew you; go away from me, you evildoers.'

How can Jesus justifiably call someone an "evildoer" if he prophesies, casts out demons, and maybe even heals a few people? And he does all this in the name of the Lord??

Have YOU ever cast out a demon or healed anyone? What have YOU done that makes you think you're a Christian?

Do your friends, neighbors, and co-workers think of you as an "extremist," or just an average, normal person? Jesus said "average" and "normal" makes Him sick:

"I know your works, that you are neither cold nor hot. I could wish you were cold or hot. {16} So then, because you are lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will vomit you out of My mouth."
Revelation 3:15-16

While there's something superficially impressive about our computers, televisions, microwave ovens, and other technology, our pursuit of these trinkets reeks of a fundamental selfishness.

Do you recall Jesus saying this:

Matthew 25:41 Then shall He say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from Me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:
42 For I was an hungered, and ye gave Me no meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave Me no drink:
43 I was a stranger, and ye took Me not in: naked, and ye clothed Me not: sick, and in prison, and ye visited Me not.
44 Then shall they also answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungered, or athirst, or a stranger, or naked, or sick, or in prison, and did not minister unto thee?
45 Then shall He answer them, saying, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye did it not to one of the least of these, ye did it not to Me.
46 And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.

When was the last time you visited someone in prison?

Jesus said many things like this that offended even those who were His disciples:

John 6:66 From that time many of His disciples went back, and walked no more with Him.

And of course, the religious leaders of His day wanted Jesus the Great Teacher and Healer put to death!

Are you sure that you would be a follower of Jesus if He were here today? Are you sure you wouldn't side with the authorities and experts who denounced Jesus and His followers? Are you willing to be a part of a small minority, rather than the vast majority?

Consider someone we'll call Mr. Smith.

Mr. Smith thinks he's a great Christian.

Mr. Smith publicly criticizes certain government policies that favor abortion and homosexuality, and goes to church every Sunday, in a conservative, "Bible-believing" denomination. He's even on the church board.

Yet . . .

Every day Smith performs acts which the Bible describes as "abominable." (No, I'm not talking about what he eats.) These acts involve theft from weak and defenseless people. Smith makes money performing these acts, and he gives hundreds of thousands of dollars to communist dictators and henchmen of the "New World Order." His contributions have financed the murder of millions. He has taken an oath of allegiance to an occultic organization, and this oath was declared by the U.S. Supreme Court (1844, 1989) to indicate agreement with a "form of infidelity," that is, opposition to Biblical Christianity.

Now, before I identify this man of lawlessness, I want to ask you a question: Are you willing to obey God's Law at any cost?

I'm not going to try to set this argument up as eloquently as Nathan did when he spoke to King David.

You will probably say Yes, you are committed to follow God's Word and you will probably say that anyone who does the things I've accused "Smith" of doing is a rank Secular Humanist and a very evil man.

But suppose I were to say that YOU are the man I've called "Smith"? Suppose I were to show you how YOU have committed "abominable" acts, have stolen from the poor, have given hundreds of thousands of dollars to communist dictators, have helped murder millions (or have at least remained silent), have promised loyalty to an occultic organization, and would be identified by the U.S. Supreme Court as an "infidel." I wager you would say, "Well, not really; not in the same way; that doesn't really count." Hedge, hedge; fudge, fudge. God's Law turns out to mean something for Bill Clinton and Boris Yeltzin, but not for you.

If you really are serious about following God's Law, then consider the following carefully.

Abominable Acts
Every time you go to the store and purchase groceries with "Federal Reserve Notes," you commit an act plainly called "abominable" by the Bible, but you blame the government. Read the Bible.
Violence against the Poor
You violate Biblical prohibitions against borrowing, and you debase the currency in order to create your loan.
Hundreds of thousands of dollars to dictators
If a communist dictator asked you for one dollar to help buy a whip for the torture of one of his prisoners, would you give it to him? If you want to come to grips with one of the most incredible economic statistics of our day, just DO THE MATH: the average "home-owner" pays over a quarter of a million dollars in interest over the course of his 30-year mortgage. The same people who complain about "jewish bankers" rush like suckling pigs to them whenever they lower their interest rates. The banks then make deals with the U.S. government to loan your money to communist dictatorships. Tell me that you know for an absolute fact that not a dime of your money has gone to support communism.
The Murder of Millions
Patriotic support of "government" is support of genocide. More murders are committed by the State than by "criminals" (from which it supposedly protects us). The United States government kept Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden in power for many years, and helped them buy weapons of terrorism.
The State is Occultic
There is not a cross on the back of your one-dollar bill. It is a pyramid with an "all-seeing eye" on top. If this is not "occult," what is? Socialism is a false religion. By definition, "the government" is an opponent of capitalism.
America: A Nation of Infidels
The Supreme Court has admitted that the oath which ends "so help me, god" is an affirmation of "infidelity."

In 1892 the United States Supreme Court declared that America was a Christian nation.


If George Washington and other signers of the Constitution were to follow you around for a week, what would they think of the decisions you make, the candidates you vote for, and the people and actions you tolerate?

And for the support of this Declaration,
with a firm Reliance on the Protection of divine Providence,
we mutually pledge to each other
our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor.

What have you pledged of your substance to preserve the things that made America great: "Liberty Under God."

What material things have you sacrificed to preserve the spiritual foundations of America?

What "Valley Forge" have you endured, or are you prepared to endure?

Luke 9
61 Another also said, "I will follow You, Lord; but first permit me to say good-bye to those at home."
62 But Jesus said to him, "No one, after putting his hand to the plow and looking back, is fit for the kingdom of God."

Are you a good Christian?

Are you "fit for the Kingdom?Ē

Not everyone is called to endure what the Apostle Paul endured, but what are you willing to endure?

2 Corinthians 11:24 Five times I have received from the Jews the forty lashes minus one.
25 Three times I was beaten with rods. Once I received a stoning. Three times I was shipwrecked; for a night and a day I was adrift at sea;
26 on frequent journeys, in danger from rivers, danger from bandits, danger from my own people, danger from Gentiles, danger in the city, danger in the wilderness, danger at sea, danger from false brothers and sisters;
27 in toil and hardship, through many a sleepless night, hungry and thirsty, often without food, cold and naked.

Would you be willing to lose your microwave oven, or your television, if that were necessary to follow Christ?

Would you LIKE to be the kind of American that George Washington would be proud of?

Would you LIKE to be the kind of Christian that would please God? Hebrews 13:16, 21

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Surprisingly, it really doesn't take much to follow Christ. Jesus says His burden is light, and His yoke is easy (Matthew 11:30). John says His commandments are not grievous (1 John 5:3).

Many Americans say they are "independent" and don't believe in "yokes." But the question is not WHETHER we will be under a yoke, but WHOSE yoke we will be under. Wouldn't you rather be under a yoke that's easy? Wouldn't you rather be the slave of a Master who desires only your best? Why accept being an illiterate and dependent slave of a "fearful master?"

What it takes is allegiance. Total commitment. You must be willing to renounce the old country and declare your allegiance to a new Kingdom.

Itís astonishing how many people today are unwilling to make this commitment.

Itís unbelievable how many people prefer dictatorship and poverty over liberty and prosperity.

I'm willing to bet you $139 that the Apostles and America's Founding Fathers would not be impressed with you.

In fact, I think I can prove from the pages of the Bible that you're a wimp and a disgrace to the ideals they bravely fought to protect. They wouldn't consider you a good Christian at all.

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Hebrews 11:32 And what more should I say? For time would fail me to tell of Gideon, Barak, Samson, Jephthah, of David and Samuel and the prophets--
33 who through faith conquered kingdoms, administered justice, obtained promises, shut the mouths of lions,
34 quenched raging fire, escaped the edge of the sword, won strength out of weakness, became mighty in war, put foreign armies to flight.
35 Women received their dead by resurrection. Others were tortured, refusing to accept release, in order to obtain a better resurrection.
36 Others suffered mocking and flogging, and even chains and imprisonment.
37 They were stoned to death, they were sawn in two, they were killed by the sword; they went about in skins of sheep and goats, destitute, persecuted, tormented--
38 of whom the world was not worthy. They wandered in deserts and mountains, and in caves and holes in the ground.

Just thinking about these great Christians makes you realize I'm right, doesn't it?

You don't realize how right you are. You're a disgrace as a Christian. And I can prove it from page after page of Scriptures that haven't been heard in government schools for over 100 years.

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