Top 10 Reasons
Friends Don't Let Friends
Marry Kevin Craig


10. He's never been married -- what could he know about it?

9. Whoever marries him will immediately have her spirituality questioned: "She just married him for his dashing good looks."

8. He's old enough to be her grandfather.

7. He's over-committed.

6. He believes in L'Abri-type hospitality.

No's 5 and 4: No matter what circles she travels in, he will embarrass her no end:

5. If she travels in scientific circles, she'll be embarrassed that he believes Darwin monkeyed with the facts, and (worse than that) believes that Galileo was a space case.

4. If she travels in political or legal circles, she'll be embarrassed to be seen with someone who could not be admitted to the practice of law even though he passed the Bar Exam, and believes that politics is contrary to God's Law.

3. He never leaves home to go to church; he always brings church into his home.

2a. He believes the Bible permits the consumption of alcoholic beverages;
2b. He never drinks any alcoholic beverages.

And the number one reason why friends don't let friends marry Kevin Craig:

1. He won't let his wife spend any money. Seriously.


Notes

8. OK, not exactly true. But even if it were, remember Princeton President John Witherspoon, signer of the Declaration of Independence, mentor to many Founding Fathers: at age 68 he "married the lovely twenty-seven year-old widow of Dr. Armstrong Dill. As Coray has written, 'The joy of this second marital union so transported him to the clouds that, when he and his bride returned from their honeymoon, he declared a three-day vacation for his students. They had expected only one.'" (R.J. Rushdoony, "Introduction" to Witherspoon, Essay on Money, Woodland Hills, CA: Chalcedon, 1968, p. 5, citing Henry W. Coray, "John Witherspoon: Son of Liberty," in Russell T. Hitt, ed., Heroic Colonial Americans, Phila: J.B.Lippincott Co., 1966, p. 252.)


2b. Well, maybe with Italian food.




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